Some ninja *I* turned out to be.

[davywavy]

Last night at Ninja High I got punched in the face so hard that I shed tears.

If I'd known that was going to happen, I'd've sold tickets.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Like a gurl?

Hardy har.

[(Anonymous)]

Tell whoever did it I owe them a pint.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No, in a manly, 'By crikey, that hurt' sort of wey.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Nothing broken I hope?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I thought my nose had gone, but it's just really tender.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

A lucky escape!
I've had a tooth punched through my lip, but that's about it.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Tears of BLOOD???
JmC
For those are the only tears a ninja should shed

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Christ, no. It hurt dammit. Still does.

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

eeep - no long term damage I hope.
Still even ninja's are allowed to cry from time to time (kicks to the nuts due to 'Man Rules!' and death of their favourite country & western singer)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

No long-term damage, but I think I could have made good money by selling tickets to see it.

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

and you call yourself an entrepreneur ;-)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Do you reckon I could make better money by actually having it broken?

There is still a NINJA FUTURE for you...

[applez.livejournal.com]

Be it the pervvy vigilante, Ichi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichi_the_killer)-style; or sneaky-sneaky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Twice_%28film%29) with poison drops guided down a sewing thread.

Sorry, you'll have to provide your own ninja training camp or volcano base.