Some ninja *I* turned out to be.

[davywavy]

Last night at Ninja High I got punched in the face so hard that I shed tears.

If I'd known that was going to happen, I'd've sold tickets.

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There is still a NINJA FUTURE for you...

[applez.livejournal.com]

Be it the pervvy vigilante, Ichi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichi_the_killer)-style; or sneaky-sneaky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Twice_%28film%29) with poison drops guided down a sewing thread.

Sorry, you'll have to provide your own ninja training camp or volcano base.