If this isn't a candidate for the Darwin awards, I don't know what is.

[davywavy]

Drunk man shouted at and taunted man-eating tiger before it killed him.

Comments

Re: sounds like justice

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

Dude, who wouldn't??!

JmC
Plus "He was The Awesome" too, of course!

Re: sounds like justice

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

I will never, ever, ever, get to kill morons before I die :(

Re: sounds like justice

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough.

I mean, you made a game stab at getting me killed, once?

Re: sounds like justice

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

I was unsuccessful and as a result, decided to retire.

Re: sounds like justice

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you'll come out of retirement for one last try. I mean, that's traditional isn't it?

Re: sounds like justice

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm channeling all my rage into finding a way to deter people from playing music in public on their phones. *shakes fist*

Re: sounds like justice

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Maybe do something to the mobile phone companies that A) allow the phones to do this and B) give away prortable speakers with their mobile phones.

Or invent an urban myth about the ipod killer, if he hears someone playing out loud one of the songs on his ipod he hunts them down and kills them for stealing the music from inside his head. He likes shitty techno-pop mostly.