If this isn't a candidate for the Darwin awards, I don't know what is.

[davywavy]

Drunk man shouted at and taunted man-eating tiger before it killed him.

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sounds like justice

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

"You wan' shome? You wan' a peese o this, mishter Tiger? You shink your sho fuckin' schcary? Yeah? Yeah? Ye..."

ROWR! CHOMP! SLASH! BITE! EAT!

JmC
Grrrrrrrrr EAT!

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

OOOH. I GET TO USE SOME KNOWLEDGE.

I bought the Book of General Ignorance last week. It is awesome. But! I get to use something from it, that is tigers can't abide the smell of alcohol. It makes them a bit nuts.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I blame hippies. Hippies make TV programmes where they say things like "Wolves never kill humans" or "Tigers are magnificent creatures who never kill humans unless they've been starved and trained to kill humans, they are our jungle friends."

[silver-blue.livejournal.com]

Reading further into that article and I'm increasingly happy the tiger got them. Frankly if your idea of a good time on Christmas Day is to get stoned, drink vodka, and go to the zoo to taunt animals...

Oh, and the Book of General Ignorance is awesome.

[flywingedmonkey.livejournal.com]

[applez.livejournal.com]

Yes, and my fair city is still fixated on this story.