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"You wan' shome? You wan' a peese o this, mishter Tiger? You shink your sho fuckin' schcary? Yeah? Yeah? Ye..."
ROWR! CHOMP! SLASH! BITE! EAT!
JmC
Grrrrrrrrr EAT!
ROWR! CHOMP! SLASH! BITE! EAT!
JmC
Grrrrrrrrr EAT!
The worst part of this story is that the tiger was killed. Poor tiger.
I know! Killing a tiger for, basically, being a tiger. Fucking disgraceful. And, after hearing that it ate some twats, doubly disgraceful.
JmC
Still, he DID get to kill morons before he died
JmC
Still, he DID get to kill morons before he died
Still, he DID get to kill morons before he died
I suspect that you want that as your epitaph, don't you?
I suspect that you want that as your epitaph, don't you?
Dude, who wouldn't??!
JmC
Plus "He was The Awesome" too, of course!
JmC
Plus "He was The Awesome" too, of course!
OOOH. I GET TO USE SOME KNOWLEDGE.
I bought the Book of General Ignorance last week. It is awesome. But! I get to use something from it, that is tigers can't abide the smell of alcohol. It makes them a bit nuts.
I bought the Book of General Ignorance last week. It is awesome. But! I get to use something from it, that is tigers can't abide the smell of alcohol. It makes them a bit nuts.
I will never, ever, ever, get to kill morons before I die :(
*Adopts impressed pose*
Blimey Tiff, you're dead knowledgable!
Blimey Tiff, you're dead knowledgable!
I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough.
I mean, you made a game stab at getting me killed, once?
I mean, you made a game stab at getting me killed, once?
I am learning useless crap! It is one of my favorite things to do. It is well worth it. I'm slightly pissed off at their assertion America was named after a fucking Welshman though. All lies!
I was unsuccessful and as a result, decided to retire.
Ooh. Broad Street on a Friday night. With tigers. I'd pay to see that.
JmC
Provided the tigers don't get shot at the end
JmC
Provided the tigers don't get shot at the end
Oh, I'm sure you'll come out of retirement for one last try. I mean, that's traditional isn't it?
Nope. A welsh guy. Was on QI the other day.
JmC
Is half Welsh
JmC
Is half Welsh
I blame hippies. Hippies make TV programmes where they say things like "Wolves never kill humans" or "Tigers are magnificent creatures who never kill humans unless they've been starved and trained to kill humans, they are our jungle friends."
The first Briton to set foot upon the Americas was a member of my family:
Armigel Waad (Wade), the best and most kind of parents, a descendant of an ancient Yorkshire family, Secretary of the Privy Council of Henry VIII. and Edward VI., and a Justice of the Peace for the County of Middlesex, who, proficient in very many of the most important arts, excellently versed in civil jurisprudence, very familiar with many languages. discharged divers most honorable embassies and was the first English explorer of the Indies of America
Armigel Waad (Wade), the best and most kind of parents, a descendant of an ancient Yorkshire family, Secretary of the Privy Council of Henry VIII. and Edward VI., and a Justice of the Peace for the County of Middlesex, who, proficient in very many of the most important arts, excellently versed in civil jurisprudence, very familiar with many languages. discharged divers most honorable embassies and was the first English explorer of the Indies of America
Nope, according to them, if America was really named after Amerigo, it would have been Vespuccia. The book says it was named after a Welshman called Richard Ameryk. Wikipedia says otherwise though. But then, I think I trust this book more than Wikipedia.
Still, I SAY LIES. Italians are much better than the Welsh.
Still, I SAY LIES. Italians are much better than the Welsh.
I say we pool our funds and buy one. We can do a tour around the UK cleaning the streets!
Oooh, that's quite good!
As a member of the discoverers family, I hereby ask that the current inhabitants leave the Americans forthwith, and, moreover, leave it in the state we found it.
Nah, I'm channeling all my rage into finding a way to deter people from playing music in public on their phones. *shakes fist*
Full of brown people and syphilis?
Sounds like a distinct improvement to the current situation.
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