If this isn't a candidate for the Darwin awards, I don't know what is.

[davywavy]

Drunk man shouted at and taunted man-eating tiger before it killed him.

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Strange but true

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

The first Briton to set foot upon the Americas was a member of my family:
Armigel Waad (Wade), the best and most kind of parents, a descendant of an ancient Yorkshire family, Secretary of the Privy Council of Henry VIII. and Edward VI., and a Justice of the Peace for the County of Middlesex, who, proficient in very many of the most important arts, excellently versed in civil jurisprudence, very familiar with many languages. discharged divers most honorable embassies and was the first English explorer of the Indies of America

Re: Strange but true

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's quite good!

Re: Strange but true

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

As a member of the discoverers family, I hereby ask that the current inhabitants leave the Americans forthwith, and, moreover, leave it in the state we found it.

Re: Strange but true

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Full of brown people and syphilis?

Re: Strange but true

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a distinct improvement to the current situation.

Re: Strange but true

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

Full of brown people and TB?

Re: Strange but true

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Now you're just listing the best bits.

Re: Strange but true

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

The brown people are pretty good. Delicious Mexican food!

Re: Strange but true

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Shame about the strip malls and other 'culture', really.

Re: Strange but true

[vulgarcriminal.livejournal.com]

You know, us 'merikans even have art galleries! And artists!