Reading further into that article and I'm increasingly happy the tiger got them. Frankly if your idea of a good time on Christmas Day is to get stoned, drink vodka, and go to the zoo to taunt animals...
Oh, and I just had the most awesome zoo-related invention idea to deal with people like this.
Zoo animals are behind fences. People come up to the fences and taunt the animals. So you have a secret fence that's three feet further out than the normal one. Then when people are taunting the secret fence pops up out of the ground, and then the normal fence slides into the ground, thus placing the taunters on the wrong (...right?) side of the fence, all up close and personal with the massive predatory animal. :)
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Oh, and the Book of General Ignorance is awesome.
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Zoo animals are behind fences. People come up to the fences and taunt the animals. So you have a secret fence that's three feet further out than the normal one. Then when people are taunting the secret fence pops up out of the ground, and then the normal fence slides into the ground, thus placing the taunters on the wrong (...right?) side of the fence, all up close and personal with the massive predatory animal. :)
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