Happy new year, infidels!

[davywavy]

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

How could you tell it was me? I thought I looked dead fundamentalist, like.

[(Anonymous)]

Deny everything, otherwise you will receive a visit from these nice people:

http://www.met.police.uk/co19/

Where would you like the scattered pieces of your brain to be buried?

D

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Pshaw. If history is anything to go by I'd be perfectly safe, but any passers-by with vaguely swarthy complexions would be in serious trouble.

I think the thing about that which angered me the most was the 'not unlawful' ruling. If shooting an innocent man in the head seven times without warning isn't unlawful, then it damn well should be. The govt has created over 3000 new laws in the last decade but they didn't get round to banning that sort of thing?

[(Anonymous)]

La, Sir you are being unreasonable; only 1,036 of the new offences are imprisonable. I particularly like the "Being a child in possession of a firework other than on November 5 or New Years Day".

D

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

I'd vote for anyone that shortened that to "Being a child"

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Me too. You'd still be in chokey getting fiddled with in the showers.

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I believe that's an AKS-74U (http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/news/newsarticles/310102/smokeysphotos/aksu74.jpg), but more or less an AK-74, yes.

[patchworkkid.livejournal.com]

That's just lovely.

Thanks for the Christmas card btw. It put a smile on our faces. And a card on our TV.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Hmm...that looks like the sort of foul ne'er do well who'd hold my Deadlands books to ransom... ~grin~

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

So when I say "Drop me a text in the evening after about 8.30 to remind me and I'll double check", and you never do...well, tsk!

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Yeah...i keep forgetting for my memory is poo!

But i've now remembered I was supposed to call the doctor's before Christmas to get my blood test results so will do that.

Win!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Well, I saved you from death at least.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Apparently the test came back negative.

...Its only now I worry that means they didn't find any blood!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's just really depressed.

"Wow, this blood is really negative"
"Man, what a bummer. Leave me be. What's the point? I just want to die."

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Wow - on my most depressed days I'm not anywhere near that low! Thought it might have been taken just after I was reviewing plotkits I guess...

[mrmmarc.livejournal.com]

Derka Derka!

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

fetching

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

That look is soooo you!

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Infidel woman! Back to the harem!

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Ah,yes! Thats where I've seen you. You're the bloke on the door.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Isn't it amazing the jobs you can get when your employers don't check your credentials properly?

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Yes but the uniform you have to wear for that job is designed to show your lack of credentials.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Flesh-coloured restraining pants can hide a wealth of sins. Literally.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Or flimsy tights in your case

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I do need plenty of room to hold the goods, you're right.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

No I think 15 denier would be more than strong enough.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ah, now you're going off into the intricacies of feminine accoutrements whence I have no knowledge, and so cannot follow.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Ha! Does that make it verbal check mate?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If you can checkmate by playing a draughts counter, I suppose :p

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

In this game yes you can so I win.