Happy new year, infidels!

[davywavy]

Comments

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Isn't it amazing the jobs you can get when your employers don't check your credentials properly?

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Yes but the uniform you have to wear for that job is designed to show your lack of credentials.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Flesh-coloured restraining pants can hide a wealth of sins. Literally.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Or flimsy tights in your case

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I do need plenty of room to hold the goods, you're right.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

No I think 15 denier would be more than strong enough.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ah, now you're going off into the intricacies of feminine accoutrements whence I have no knowledge, and so cannot follow.

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

Ha! Does that make it verbal check mate?

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

If you can checkmate by playing a draughts counter, I suppose :p

[ddraiggwyrdd.livejournal.com]

In this game yes you can so I win.