The Labour Party Conference

[davywavy]

You might have noticed that the labour Party have recently gathered in a half-empty hall in Brighton to pretend that they stand a chance in the next election. As the event proceded, one soundbite was constantly on the news, especially when anyone asked if Gordon Brown would be quitting.
"Oh, no," They said. "Gordon is a fighter."
Several people, including Peter Mandelson, Sarah Brown and Ed Milliband have said it. "Gordon is a fighter."

The thing is, whenever I've heard it, I've always thought the same thing. Of course he's a bloody fighter. He was hardly going to be a wizard or a cleric with stats that low, was he?

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Gordon Brown
Fighter, Level 3.
Initiative: None.
Speed: 20 (waddling).
Reach: Further than his grasp.
AC: 25, due to excessively thick skin.
Attacks: Great clunking fist +0 (never known to have scored a hit)
Feats: Specialisation (Fax Machine) (Thrown)
Immunities: Criticism
Weaknesses: "Noisy and messy" (Those fax machines make a hell of a bang, and there's lots of tidying up to do afterwards)

[fried-chicken.livejournal.com]

Lol, obviously level 3 as he's got a surname

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

He needs a suffix, really. How about "Economybane"?

[(Anonymous)]

the Orc.

[(Anonymous)]

He could be a priest of Grumsh. Hence the one eye. Actually, it explains a lot. Apart from how you can actually *see* him failing his will save when Mandelson talks to him, and orcs aren't meant to like puffs.