It is with deepest regret we report that during his yearly half-day holiday your erstwhile valet, Langridge, met with an unfortunate accident at the hands of a Tiger in London Zoo. You will be relieved to know that the tiger, destined to be released into the Wullumbongo hunting park in Kenya was unharmed. Mr. Langridge has asked me to pass on his sincere regrets that his lack of limbs has meant he is not in a state to continue service for you at this time. We will endeavour to provide you with a suitable replacement of similar or higher quality as soon as possible; but this will not be until after the 'Chap Olympics'
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Date: 2010-07-12 08:58 am (UTC)It is with deepest regret we report that during his yearly half-day holiday your erstwhile valet, Langridge, met with an unfortunate accident at the hands of a Tiger in London Zoo.
You will be relieved to know that the tiger, destined to be released into the Wullumbongo hunting park in Kenya was unharmed.
Mr. Langridge has asked me to pass on his sincere regrets that his lack of limbs has meant he is not in a state to continue service for you at this time.
We will endeavour to provide you with a suitable replacement of similar or higher quality as soon as possible; but this will not be until after the 'Chap Olympics'
Sincerely,
Lloyd and Bally quality Valets inc.
London