Dark Shadows [Review]

[davywavy]

Aside from being, as usual for Tim Burton, very pretty, I can see no particular reason for this film to have been made.

A rock-solid example of ho-hum filmmaking.

There you go, my shortest review ever.

Comments

[zenicurean.livejournal.com]

I assumed this is why every other line of dialogue in this film feels like a massive exposition dump... and why we're apparently supposed to accept that Depp's character and Heathcote's character are supernaturally in love or something after a grand total of... what, three, perhaps four brief conversations?