Your money advice

[davywavy]

I just received an email from the Guardian suggesting that I sign up for their money management & investment advice service.

For goodness sake Guardian. Now I've got to wipe tea off my monitor.

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[moomin-puffin.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"We understand that you need to generate income to send little Tarquin and Jocasta to private school; not because you're elitist or you don't like poor people (after all, we're dedicated to helping those!), but because Tarquin has Sensitivity Awareness Disorder and the Evil Tory Coalition won't fund his treatment through the state sector, and Jocasta is simply soooo talented at the clarinet that she needs the sort of one-on-one tuition you can only get at Rodean.

So you need to pop some money aside. We think that Green and Sustainable technologies like wind and wave power are the wave(!) of the future; they're heavily in funded by public subsidy so there's no chance of them not showing a return or the funding drying up!"

[matgb]

To be fair, they used to emply one R. Murphy to write a column on how to dodge tax minimise ones tax burden completely legitmately., and that's something he was apparently good at doing.

Unlike his current career as an economic commentator and "tax policy researcher" where he writes articles along the lines of "for this to happen, three things must be done: 1), 2), 3), 4),5) & 6).

Only 4 of the 6 are compltely irrelvent to the subject, so you get back to 2 things.

Actually, it might've been the Observer, either way, yeah, if I had money to invest, it wouldn't be following adivce from Teh Graun.