Your money advice

[davywavy]

I just received an email from the Guardian suggesting that I sign up for their money management & investment advice service.

For goodness sake Guardian. Now I've got to wipe tea off my monitor.

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

"We understand that you need to generate income to send little Tarquin and Jocasta to private school; not because you're elitist or you don't like poor people (after all, we're dedicated to helping those!), but because Tarquin has Sensitivity Awareness Disorder and the Evil Tory Coalition won't fund his treatment through the state sector, and Jocasta is simply soooo talented at the clarinet that she needs the sort of one-on-one tuition you can only get at Rodean.

So you need to pop some money aside. We think that Green and Sustainable technologies like wind and wave power are the wave(!) of the future; they're heavily in funded by public subsidy so there's no chance of them not showing a return or the funding drying up!"