Things that tick me off, number 34,786,005,983,811

[davywavy]

Junkies.
Specifically, chippy junkies who hang out at Kings Cross and, when you politely decline to give them money, get abusive & threatening.

Note that I say 'politely declined'. I was indeed polite, although I have to say it feels very strange to apologise to a complete stranger for not giving them free money.

Still, I've been reassured that I'm a 'complete fucking pig fuck', and apparently there'll be a small army of junkies on my doorstep in the morning, all ready to do me over.
It's nice to see that the skills of banter and badinage haven't been lost in this day & age...

Comments

Re: Two birds with one stone

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

That'd be some of that sepcial Columbian Marching coffee they'd be after, yes?

Re: Two birds with one stone

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

I guess those South American coffee merchants only deal in used notes, which strikes me as a bit unhygenic.

Still, I understand there is new line in Afghan Brown Powder on the market, apparently they're offering free teaspoons with each sachet. Hooray for market forces.

Re: Two birds with one stone

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ain't life grand?