Must...resist...meme...

[davywavy]

I _______ David.
David is ________.
David should be locked in a room with_____________.
I wish David Would _________.
David needs __________.
Someday somebody will ________ David.
David traumatised me by _________.
David should be _________.
Meeting David is _________.
Davids biggest problem is __________.
Best solution for David is __________.
Society is _________ with David.

Comments

Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure you can stalk someone when your a) going out with them and b) let them know its you. 'creep them the hell out' possibly

Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is her in moderate mood. You should see her when she's had a few.

Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

(a) shows my success compared with lesser stalkers.
(b) is because he demanded that his stalkers sign their name.

What more can I do?