Must...resist...meme...
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davywavyI _______ David.
David is ________.
David should be locked in a room with_____________.
I wish David Would _________.
David needs __________.
Someday somebody will ________ David.
David traumatised me by _________.
David should be _________.
Meeting David is _________.
Davids biggest problem is __________.
Best solution for David is __________.
Society is _________ with David.
David is ________.
David should be locked in a room with_____________.
I wish David Would _________.
David needs __________.
Someday somebody will ________ David.
David traumatised me by _________.
David should be _________.
Meeting David is _________.
Davids biggest problem is __________.
Best solution for David is __________.
Society is _________ with David.
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Date: 2003-03-11 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-11 05:47 am (UTC)Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
David is _wuvwy_.
David should be locked in a room with_me_.
I wish David Would _do what his daddy says_.
David needs _hot wuving_.
Someday somebody will _be good enough for_ David.
David traumatised me by _being wuvwier than humanly possible_.
David should be _deified_.
Meeting David is _something I will never forget_.
Davids biggest problem is _other people not believing he's as perfect as he seems_.
Best solution for David is _copper sulphate_.
Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
Date: 2003-03-11 06:23 am (UTC)Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
Date: 2003-03-11 06:30 am (UTC)Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
Date: 2003-03-11 08:31 am (UTC)(b) is because he demanded that his stalkers sign their name.
What more can I do?
Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
Date: 2003-03-11 08:17 am (UTC)read deified ad 'defiled'.....
Re: Well, you keep saying you want a stalker :p
Date: 2003-03-11 08:30 am (UTC)I may or may not be being entirely serious here
Date: 2003-03-11 06:30 am (UTC)David is an enemy of the revolution
David should be locked in a room with several bleeding-heart lefty liberals
I wish David would repent
David needs to consider the impact of his philosophies on the world around him
Someday somebody will tell the world about the horrors committed in the name of David
David traumatised me by seeming to be a reasonable, intelligent person, and then outlining his politics
David should be cooler
Meeting David is all too common an occurrence for my taste
David's biggest problem is buying hats of sufficient size
Best solution for David is a fairly final one
Society is blessed by there only being one of
byDavid*grin*
Re: I may or may not be being entirely serious here
Date: 2003-03-11 06:36 am (UTC)Odd how these opinions can be mapped from me to you as well :)
Rockworld on Friday?
Re: I may or may not be being entirely serious here
Date: 2003-03-11 06:44 am (UTC)*grin*
My housemate appears to have scheduled a house party for this Friday without warning me in advance, which was a trifle scary but it's for his birthday so I can't really get out of it, which is exceptionally annoying but kinda OK I suppose. We might be at Rockwold the Friday after though, apparently.
Re: I may or may not be being entirely serious here
Date: 2003-03-11 06:46 am (UTC)Gah, kids today. Totally unreliable. In my day, when we said we were going clubbing all night and getting smashed, we damn well did it :/
Negative stalking is so last season
Date: 2003-03-12 04:54 am (UTC)David is SO OBVIOUSLY THE MESSIAH.
David should be locked in a room with A 100 OF HIS DISCIPLES & SOME 'SPECIAL' OJ.
I wish David Would MAKE ME A MEMBER OF HIS INNER CIRCLE.
David needs TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE.
Someday somebody will MISJUDGE David.
David traumatised me by SHOWING HIS TRUE DIVINITY AND SHOWING ME THE WORD.
David should be MARTYRED.
Meeting David is AN EPIPHANY, A REVELATION, A GOD-SEND.
Davids biggest problem is SATAN'S AGENTS WITHIN GOVERNMENT.
Best solution for David is RESURECTION.
Society is BLESSED with David.
Now I really should be an anonymous stalker but then I wouldn't get the number to phone up to give David my life savings...
Re: Negative stalking is so last season
Date: 2003-03-12 05:16 am (UTC)Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:09 am (UTC)David is a very nice man. A very very nice man. A very very very nice man.
David should be locked in a room with A huge chocolate spongecake.
I wish David Would Give me all his money, and swear an oath of fealty.
David needs a new bookcase, a baseball cap, a map of New York and a pen
Someday somebody will request directions to the nearest public convenience from David.
David traumatised me by killing little Timmy Hairylegs for a laugh - the swine
David should be told the facts of life, he's old enough now
Meeting David is Like a grapefruit.
Davids biggest problem is He doesn't rule the world - yet
Best solution for David is More beer, food, money, a bigger house, a better job and his own blancmange factory
Society is slightly bigger with David.
Re: Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:20 am (UTC)That was an error. I'm very sorry if I did.
Re: Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:23 am (UTC)Re: Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:27 am (UTC)I forgot I'd bumped him off; was this during The Secret of Bone Hill?
Re: Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:33 am (UTC)Re: Complete nonsense, but....
Date: 2003-03-12 06:39 am (UTC)You'd probably nicked my milk or something.