Must...resist...meme...

[davywavy]

I _______ David.
David is ________.
David should be locked in a room with_____________.
I wish David Would _________.
David needs __________.
Someday somebody will ________ David.
David traumatised me by _________.
David should be _________.
Meeting David is _________.
Davids biggest problem is __________.
Best solution for David is __________.
Society is _________ with David.

Comments

Negative stalking is so last season

[weejock.livejournal.com]

I WORSHIP David.
David is SO OBVIOUSLY THE MESSIAH.
David should be locked in a room with A 100 OF HIS DISCIPLES & SOME 'SPECIAL' OJ.
I wish David Would MAKE ME A MEMBER OF HIS INNER CIRCLE.
David needs TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE.
Someday somebody will MISJUDGE David.
David traumatised me by SHOWING HIS TRUE DIVINITY AND SHOWING ME THE WORD.
David should be MARTYRED.
Meeting David is AN EPIPHANY, A REVELATION, A GOD-SEND.
Davids biggest problem is SATAN'S AGENTS WITHIN GOVERNMENT.
Best solution for David is RESURECTION.
Society is BLESSED with David.

Now I really should be an anonymous stalker but then I wouldn't get the number to phone up to give David my life savings...

Re: Negative stalking is so last season

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I'll spread your message, big boy.