Must...resist...meme...

[davywavy]

I _______ David.
David is ________.
David should be locked in a room with_____________.
I wish David Would _________.
David needs __________.
Someday somebody will ________ David.
David traumatised me by _________.
David should be _________.
Meeting David is _________.
Davids biggest problem is __________.
Best solution for David is __________.
Society is _________ with David.

Comments

Complete nonsense, but....

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

I once knew a dog that could bark the word David.
David is a very nice man. A very very nice man. A very very very nice man.
David should be locked in a room with A huge chocolate spongecake.
I wish David Would Give me all his money, and swear an oath of fealty.
David needs a new bookcase, a baseball cap, a map of New York and a pen
Someday somebody will request directions to the nearest public convenience from David.
David traumatised me by killing little Timmy Hairylegs for a laugh - the swine
David should be told the facts of life, he's old enough now
Meeting David is Like a grapefruit.
Davids biggest problem is He doesn't rule the world - yet
Best solution for David is More beer, food, money, a bigger house, a better job and his own blancmange factory
Society is slightly bigger with David.

Re: Complete nonsense, but....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Did I kill Timmy?
That was an error. I'm very sorry if I did.

Re: Complete nonsense, but....

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

Yes, he was my Hobbit Thief. He spontaneously combusted one day. To be honest, he probably had it coming.

Re: Complete nonsense, but....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I remember who he was; the personal description read 'sort of face you want to punch', and I think you had Fred Savage as a character sketch.
I forgot I'd bumped him off; was this during The Secret of Bone Hill?

Re: Complete nonsense, but....

[ex-boog351.livejournal.com]

No, it was out of game. I must have pissed you off somehow. I was sat watch telly, and you popped your head round the corner as you were off out and said "Oh by the Timmy just went up in flames." My objections were overruled.

Re: Complete nonsense, but....

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Ah, it was justified in that case :)
You'd probably nicked my milk or something.