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SETI@Home is the screensaver that uses your run-time when you aren't using your computer to analyse radio emissions from outer space in the quest for alien intelligence. This system has racked up almost a million computer-years of analysis since it was started; one of the ways that the SETI operators have used to convince people to run this nifty bit of software is to make the offer that, if a transmission from an alien civilisation is identified on your computer, they'll let you name the aliens.

So, that begs the question: If you discovered an alien civilisation, what would you call them?

Date: 2003-03-20 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonnyargles.livejournal.com
Well, if it was discovered on the Internet, I think I'd owe it some part in naming. Probably a common phrase known to all on the Internet:

HOT NAKED LESBO TEENS!

Date: 2003-03-20 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
HOT NAKED LESBO TEENS!

How many volunteers would you get to be the first visitors? At least one, I can tell you.

Date: 2003-03-20 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
It's just what they're called, not what they are...you'd be sorry when their nubile young bodies split open and pseudopods whipped out and tormented you.
Actually, no, you probably wouldn't.

Date: 2003-03-20 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
You've been reading my diary

Date: 2003-03-20 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-boog351.livejournal.com
EVIL SLIME MONSTERS

Date: 2003-03-20 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedyman.livejournal.com
Torg: cause it would drive Christi Nuts
Isi's: cause she would never forgive me
Nockers: cause I'm a fanboy
The Zorch: cause I'm a Meteors fanboy
Mianus: cause school kids get to giggle thanks to me
Erisians: Holy is as holy does
For the love of christ gives us a chance before you kill us!: cause I have little faith in mankind and they need constant reminding of these things
Fred: its a good name
The Zerg: cause it'll be funny

Date: 2003-03-20 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
Damn, beat me to it :)

Date: 2003-03-20 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
How about 'Killer penguins from outer space', then?

Date: 2003-03-20 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robinbloke.livejournal.com
That works :)

Date: 2003-03-20 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
Yeah, but your mum married a monster from outer space.
It's the only explaination for you.

Re:

Date: 2003-03-20 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suave-steve.livejournal.com
Exactly my point.

Date: 2003-03-20 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyrdness.livejournal.com
A639-HBR/ 77413680. Just because it'll annoy everyone to constantly repeat a string of numbers and nonsense letters.

My suggestion ...

Date: 2003-03-20 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
1011010101001001010010100101010010010101 ...

;-)

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Date: 2004-08-01 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com
Recycling, eh?

Date: 2004-08-01 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davywavy.livejournal.com
I'm on semi-sabbatical, and sometimes re-running The Best of David. Think of this as a service to my hundred-odd friends who a) didn't read this the first time round and b) aren't such fans as to read everything I've ever written ;p
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