1) Just because you're bigger than them, don't assume it means you'll hit harder.
2) Youth & speed beat old age & guile 95% of the time.
3) Regardless of what the rules say, your groin is a legitimate target for female opponents.
4) My big toe is not supposed to bend in that direction
5) Nor is my arm, thanks very much.
6) If your opponent is smiling, they probably mean it.
7) Getting hit in the head hurts.
8) Nobody is impressed by how high you can kick.
9) No one style is inherently better than any other - except for Hung Gar, whcih is shit.
10) No matter how good you think you are, if you are ever faced with real-world violence then your best tactic is to run like hell and hope for the best.
2) Youth & speed beat old age & guile 95% of the time.
3) Regardless of what the rules say, your groin is a legitimate target for female opponents.
4) My big toe is not supposed to bend in that direction
5) Nor is my arm, thanks very much.
6) If your opponent is smiling, they probably mean it.
7) Getting hit in the head hurts.
8) Nobody is impressed by how high you can kick.
9) No one style is inherently better than any other - except for Hung Gar, whcih is shit.
10) No matter how good you think you are, if you are ever faced with real-world violence then your best tactic is to run like hell and hope for the best.
no subject
Date: 2003-06-20 09:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-20 11:52 am (UTC)*Sets up a barbecue and invites all for a party*
no subject
Date: 2003-06-21 02:31 am (UTC)And insulting a bunch of martial artists from anonymity is the work of the brave ;)
How then would one count a second entry?
Date: 2003-06-21 09:48 am (UTC)---
Re: How then would one count a second entry?
Date: 2003-06-21 11:46 am (UTC)