Bottoms, and a competition
Aug. 21st, 2003 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davywavyThe front cover of this month's Cosmopolitan has a strapline of "Easy ways to change the shape of your bottom".
I'm willing to bet quite a lot of money that their article doesn't feature a single one of the methods that sprang to my mind when I read that.
To aleviate the boredom of this afternoon, I'm annoucing a competition. The person who comes up with the most imaginative way to change the shape of a bottom will win one of those legendary drinks that I'm forver promising and never buying.
I'm willing to bet quite a lot of money that their article doesn't feature a single one of the methods that sprang to my mind when I read that.
To aleviate the boredom of this afternoon, I'm annoucing a competition. The person who comes up with the most imaginative way to change the shape of a bottom will win one of those legendary drinks that I'm forver promising and never buying.
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Date: 2003-08-21 11:25 am (UTC)I'll go for the "eating lots of cream buns whilst sat on the toilet, to avoid having to move any more than absolutely necessary" option, since you didn't state *shrinking* to be necessary :)