Bottoms, and a competition

[davywavy]

The front cover of this month's Cosmopolitan has a strapline of "Easy ways to change the shape of your bottom".
I'm willing to bet quite a lot of money that their article doesn't feature a single one of the methods that sprang to my mind when I read that.

To aleviate the boredom of this afternoon, I'm annoucing a competition. The person who comes up with the most imaginative way to change the shape of a bottom will win one of those legendary drinks that I'm forver promising and never buying.

Comments

[raggedhalo.livejournal.com]

Make them use a festival toilet on the fourth day of it being in place. The buttocks will naturally assume any shape that will keep them as far away from the festering pit of evil below them.